
For those of us who have moved out of home (read India) the first thing which hits you is a place to live. The second is food (or maybe its the first). And I am not Joey (I love 'Friends' so I am sticking with sandwiches and not ...). Life in colleges back home is so simple, you have a hostel 100m away and 6 food courts (serving delicacies), now I call Brajwashi food a delicacy. God forgive me for all the cribbing I did while gulping down pao bhaji and idli every other day. Believe me I have not tasted 'paneer' in last six months. Thats coming round the circle, after 4 years of

paneer makhani, shahi paneer, karahi paneer, tangdi paneer, paneer tikha, panaeer tawa, paneer this, paneer that (God I would love to pay my ablutions in front of the menu board of Brajwashi, today). God forgive me when I cribbed drinking hot tea for Rs. 2 only, spiced with cardamom, claiming it was too sweet while walking in the lush 50 acres of Daiict. Its retribution day now.
So a place to live its is, before coming here I didn't bother much and left it to the whims and fancies at a certain Mrs. Florence Haynin who booked me at Maison De L'Inde, Cité Universaitaire. I managed to reach here, thanks to a mexican driver. Boy, I

would have been in a soup because I didn't even have the address in print when I landed at Charles De Gaulles (aeroport, Paris), thankfully he had. And in the half hour he took to drive me here, he managed to show me pictures of his wife, his paintings and his dog. The mexicans are so similar to Indians in this regard. The first strange we meet we pass around the photos of our loved ones. It happens with me all the time on bus stands and trains in India. We just love flaunting that yeah 'I am doing her'.
Jokes apart, here I was standing at the entrance of CIUP (short for Cité Internationale Universaitaire de Paris Cité) and the first thing I noticed. Everybody around me is jogging. Ipods plugged me, tight pants and they are puffing.
I move in and am handed over the keys at the Maison de L'Inde (wait a minute, whats L'Inde). I see you are new to French, an explanation is required here. Its like do you remember from your geography lesson where is Mistr (read in hindi) ? No, silly its where the pyramids are. Its Egypt. Or where is amerikaaa ? In technology we talk of learning, and then unlearning to keep ahead in the rat race. So I received my first lessons in geography, Inde (pronouced 'and') is India. Guess what is U.S.A. Its 'Etats Unis'. Britain is 'Angleterre'. Secondly I am told that I speak 'Hindoo' (pronouce Oondoo). I have tried futility to explain that I am Oondoo and I speak Oondii to no avail.

("Back view from Cite Internationale")
And then it dawns on me the whole tale of colonization. The world was colonized by largely two forces the English and the French, and the Spanish, Portuguesse. And so now I learn there are so many different version of history, geography as there were the colonizing powers. I particularly was caught in the prism of seeing the world through my very pseudo 'English' eyes and here was my initiation to the Francophone world.
In college back at home, I took courses on culture and the notion of Indianness proclaim the multilingual nature of our existence. We have 22 official languages and Hindi (devanagri) english as the official languages at the Centre. I stayed in a Gujarati dominated area for 4 years, have spent considerable time in Tamilian and Kannada area and yet never faced the inability to express myself and to be understood as I do here. Maybe it because the Indian languages have evolved from IndoAryan and Dravidian groups and somehow the notion of a nation imposes a common worldview over here. And we have the history of English as a uniting force. Am glad I came here and am learning to transact in a different language.

("Maison De L'Inde")
So Maison De L'Inde it is. You can check out the website if you are searching for residence here, although they have never updated their website since the day it was made (just a guess). They won't ever reply to your email, don't even try
It's an Indian establishment and definitely feels one, they just love your money. And don't believe them if they say they don't have a room available. I believe an Indian can only understand how to get one when there is none available.
Foreigners (I realize, I am foreigner here though) are first of all hit my the intense smell (the spices) and the noise (the music). I would say I find it a very quiet place, unlike hostel life in India where every room plays loud music and heated discussion go way past graveyard hours. Other place in Cite offer much better deals (cost wise) and better rooms (definitely much better), but chances are you won't see anyone around. As an experiment I once knocked all rooms on a floor of Maison de Provence de France (approx. 20) and no one answered. People living at other houses have told me they don't know their neighbours. But they have good welcome parties, India is a poor country, we just have chips and cola while at MPF you have a selection of French bread, cheese, wine and beer. So you know where to head for.
Another quibble I have here is why is the building designed like a home for the homeless. At Cite Universaitaire there are more than 40 houses according to the nationalities and each house building is representative of their architecture, so we have Grecian columns, Moroccan tiles and zen garden at Japanese house but we have rectangular structure to represent India, the abode of cultures.

("Maison De Japon")
Life at Maison De L'Inde revolves around food. We have the smallest kitchen compared to other houses but we use it to its limits. No dull, bland French cuisine for us. I never believed it until I had a plate of mashed potatoes here (didn't even add salt). And this sentiment was shared by my American and African friends. So here we celebrate festivals and birthdays by cooking together, we experiment with vegetables in extreme conditions, concentrate our gravies with the strongest spices sourced from Gare du Nord. Sometimes our experiment fail, the dish goes down the dustbin after blackening the kitchen with smoke, an occasional fire or two, but we persevere till we emerge out of Maison De L'Inde as trained chefs. Oops, I forgot for a moment I am doing my Masters in Science in Electronics for Systems (System on Chip design). The smell from the kitchen can be disconcerting sometimes.


I had an interview at my induction in the house with the director of the house, Mr. Bikas Sanyal. And we talked about how to use a microwave so as not to burn the building down. End of interview.
Most people learn their primary French here. The receptionist greets you with a Bonjour Monsieur with a smile every-time. And you learn to say 'Oui', 'D'accord' ('yes, 'ok') when you are unable to understand anything what the cleaning lady is saying. Although there is no male-female segregation here, but the first floor is exclusively for girls. This is just to pacify the horrified parents of innocent girls that no Indian boy is getting anywhere near them, they are left for the French.

A last comment, people in France love jogging. All the tales about French stuffing themselves with cheese and wine are true and remaining health, because they jog. At 4 pm is afternoon, they will jog, at 9 pm they will be out jogging, at 2 am they will jogging. Yes, so at 3 am also, I have seen people jog here. Hail or storm they are jogging all the way. After all no one wants to miss the next dejeuner.